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"Jack Nicholson admits that he once stopped making love to a woman to eat an entire apple pie before returning to bed for more sex".

This is very funny news from The State News. Michigan State University students brawl over hamster. Jailarity ensues.

Yesterday I had dinner with niek, we first considered El Coyote but decided on Gran Fiesta. Niek took charge of ordering the menu.
We had lots of fun there. I recommend Gran Fiesta to everyone.
And what is your favourite Mexican dish?

With Paris reaching full capacity, check out this new Hilton (sfw).

Niek mailed me this. Latest Mexican hot rod craze: souped-up Geo Metros.

Summit registers on tops of mountains mysteriously vanishing. Trolls, ogres and dwarves eyed suspiciously.
This amazes me.

Just bought and listened to Plies's 'The Real Testament'. The Real Testament is a nice hip-hop album. It wasn't for lack of exposure - koen is a huge fan.

I feel almost stupid for any reservations I had.

It has been quiet around here lately: I have been honestly busy all week. There is no time to finish everything on my plate. I am exhausted.

My apologies, but I hope you can understand that other work does take priority

Read this at Yahoo.

Niek and I saw a screening of 'MirrorMask' last night. I will write about it later when there's more time. Stephanie Leonidas is stunning. Stephanie Leonidas deserves an Oscar too. But the dialog of 'MirrorMask' is bad.

What a meathead.
EMT makes a patient the buttocks of his joke (with puns).
I just laughed my ass off!

What a firecracker. Great pictures!

Gutenberg may not have been the creator of Europe's first printed book. Still held responsible for "Police Academy" movies.
More on this at source

Click here. Celebrities and their bra size.

On Saturday was great . niek and I had dinner at a delightful restaurant called Brasserie de la Place. We got a table outside.

I ordered the cheese soufflé. I never had cheese soufflé, but it was excellent. Niek had a hard time deciding on the menu, because everything looked excellent, but finally decided to go with the ratatouille.
I had a great time. If you ever make it there, their tomatoes stuffed with goat's cheese is to die for.

Erik mailed me this. ROTFLOL

I just down- *ahem* bought the new Moby & Oscar The Punk album.

I'll have to investigate Moby & Oscar The Punk further.

Check this out.
Cuyahoga County, Ohio rigs their ballots to guarantee Kerry wins.

Oh brother, this was pretty obvious.

Check out this moron.
Iran has banned soccer players from sporting ponytails, say the little shorts make them look fruity enough.
LOL!